Delphine Dryden

Julie's Hawaiian Vacay Itinerary!

You and your “work husband” have just won an all–expenses–paid vacation in Oahu.  Now the fun begins…

1.Get lei'd. (With flowers, obvi.)
2.Settle into your gorgeous ocean–side cabin. Contemplate living in Hawaii forever.
3.Become overwhelmed with hideous unexplained jealousy when your bestie decides to make sexy moves on your work–husband, Alan.
4.Dismiss jealousy. After all, you're not interested in Alan “that” way… are you?
5.Avoid joyous dancing when bestie's ex arrives, and sweeps her off her feet–leaving Alan completely and totally available.
6.Now you're alone with Alan. Alone. In paradise. Take a deep breath, have a mai tai–or two–and (gulp!) make your move. Be classy.
7."Accidentally" let Alan peek under your grass skirt.
8.Take off grass skirt.
9. Do Incredibly Naughty And Sexy Things everywhere.
10.And do not think about what happens when you and your work husband go back to reality...

Hawaiian Vacation To Do List:

1. Bikini up! You're in Oahu, and it's time for fruit drinks with umbrellas in them!
2. Being obsessively organized doesn't work during a Hawaiian vacation. Relax. Seriously.
3. Scan the resort for hot dudes. Huh. That hot jogger who ran by looks a lot like your ex, Jeremy–only fitter, harder and sexier.
4. Moonlit walks mean bumping into Hot Jogger Guy. Who is your ex.
5. Don't panic. Instead, think with your libido! Also debate the merits of ex sex.
6. Ignore the consequences. Go for it.
7. Revel in the afterglow. Go for rounds two and three.
8. Oooo, kayaking!
9. Round four. Oops!.
10. Definitely do NOT think about why you broke up in the first place. Or that you're having wicked–hot nookie with the man you were here to forget...